"Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes."

— Marius, Book II (via castielsunderpants)

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terezidactyl:

dear diary. it’s 2014 and i’m still laughing about none pizza with left beef

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TS about how he almost died: “My arrival at Porto wasn’t easy and I had some difficulties. I spoke the same language but I felt very lonely. Two months later I caught tuberculosis yet at the time no doctor at Porto knew for sure what was wrong with me. I trained and played with the B team. I hardly trained with the main squad at all, let alone play with them – all due to the tuberculosis. The illness slowed me down so much in 2005, and became much worse over time and the doctors told me that if I had remained in hospital for two more weeks, I could have died. It was a year when I didn’t play football, a sad year for me. When I face a difficult situation nowadays, I always look back at that experience and remember what I’ve been through. I get stronger each time I think of it.”

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magnificentunicornbirthedbyzeus:


Me.

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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pleoros:


Caño Cristales is a Colombian river located in the Serrania de la Macarena province of Meta. The river is commonly called “The River of Five Colors” or “The Liquid Rainbow”, and is even referred to as the most beautiful river in the world due to its striking colors.

pleoros:

Caño Cristales is a Colombian river located in the Serrania de la Macarena province of Meta. The river is commonly called “The River of Five Colors” or “The Liquid Rainbow”, and is even referred to as the most beautiful river in the world due to its striking colors.

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fellwithoutyou:


castielgratia:



I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:

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I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

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the-reichenbach-blues:


somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

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