mugglebornheadcanon:

378. A muggleborn with a swearing problem comes into the school, and the story ends with a high-class pureblood addressing their ‘nemesis’ as, “Listen here, you bitch-ass motherfucker.”

(Source: shakespork, via shrutea-and-coffee)

officialgeorgebush:


lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

(via catherinebythackeray)

yeezus-sneezus:

ICONIC

(Source: erewdite, via lulucute)

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(via obsessedobsesser)

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

image

remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

(via obsessedobsesser)

ourloveisrealandtrue:

omigawdmatt:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

(Source: kiekstn, via obsessedobsesser)

peppermintcamus:

joanwatsonismyhero:

tumblr’s relationship with Natalie Dormer

Bb

(via natashabartn)